mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

(via nar-what)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via mirarlasestrellas)

jakemalik:

"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"

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(Source: hi, via ymir-heim)

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

(via givingblowjobs)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via squeeshme)

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

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