blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via recognitiion)

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via jiggly-dogs)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via jiggly-dogs)

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

(via katowan)

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via katowan)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via fallen-idiots)